i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
(via jakemalik)@1 hour ago with 99487 notes
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
(via sloppyrectum)@1 hour ago with 75009 notes
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
(via tiasiandaly)@1 hour ago with 77016 notes
So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone
(via tiasiandaly)@1 hour ago with 379 notes
i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation
(via gothgirl420)@1 hour ago with 100121 notes