April 2011
“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...”
– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings (via phillip-gallagher)
I had a dream last night that I gave birth to John Lennon’s children in the middle of a revolution. Yoko was pissed.
They were triplets and a lot of them were Ginger and considering Prince Harry was also in the dream, I’m thinking I cheated on John Lennon.
It was the young John Lennon too, from the Hard Days Night era.
And I was really good at shooting a gun and hand-to-hand combat....
Stupid Equation
cosmictragedy:
pandaexpressi0ns:
fuckyeahlaughters:
how do you get 9 though i dont get it…..
they divided 6 by 2 first then multiplied the 3 lol wrong way
PEMDAS.
I just can't help being so sexy
sexandbreadsticks:
So you know the youtube account that had all the...
brighteyedcamera:
It got shut down. I cried.
What?
NO.
NO.
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING.
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Prince Harry, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.
xswagbieber:
Watchcheia:
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD MONKEY ON A FARM.
pandemoniumclubfordeatheaters:
forgetmyname-:
lureyouwiththeircapitolways:
fayescaptive:
oh-felicis:
:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
^^^^^^^^
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
^^^^
Edward Cullen: I want...
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“I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via kari-shma) 