Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings (via phillip-gallagher)
I had a dream last night that I gave birth to John Lennon’s children in the middle of a revolution. Yoko was pissed. They were triplets and a lot of them were Ginger and considering Prince Harry was also in the dream, I’m thinking I cheated on John Lennon. It was the young John Lennon too, from the Hard Days Night era. And I was really good at shooting a gun and hand-to-hand combat....
cosmictragedy: pandaexpressi0ns: fuckyeahlaughters: how do you get 9 though i dont get it….. they divided 6 by 2 first then multiplied the 3 lol wrong way PEMDAS.
I just can't help being so sexy
So you know the youtube account that had all the...
brighteyedcamera: It got shut down. I cried. What? NO. NO. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING.
Prince Harry, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU.
cheia: IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD MONKEY ON A FARM.
pandemoniumclubfordeatheaters: forgetmyname-: lureyouwiththeircapitolways: fayescaptive: oh-felicis: : Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: ^^^^^^^^ Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. ^^^^ Edward Cullen: I want...
I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like...– Jonathan Safran Foer (via kari-shma)