August 2012
I will never be able to understand those people who read a book, watch an entire television series, or see a movie and when it’s over say that was good, continuing on with their daily lives, completely unaffected.
pizzaprtys:
school starts in 6 days
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
kumashiro:
cosmonautrabbit:
who thought Dipper would even like Taco Bell you’d think he’d be more of a Wendy’s guy get it
shavingryansprivates:
i was the kid who said cha cha cha at the end of happy birthday and i was also the kid no one liked from kindergarten-senior year and i think there’s a pretty strong correlation there
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
discobro:
Mabel Pines voice actor, everyone
allofmystupids:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
clevergenius:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman
I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for...”
– Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via morelikeanightmaree)
noplaceforagirlonfire:
nexusxyz:
amateurcatalyst:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
hazier:
Dentist Why. The less popular spin-off of Doctor Who.
Surgeon Where.
Therapist When.
Cardiologist What
Gynecologist How
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ridindirnty:
it`s almost september
guys
the wake me up when september ends jokes are coming
pubicles:
deppparty:
leddeppelin:
roses are johnny depp
violets are johnny depp
depp
johnny depp
What a beautiful poem
By Tim Burton
curlyspanties:
“peasants”, you utter under your breath as you enter your school swarming with people dressed in raggedy clothing trying to bargain for cows
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princeblainers:
literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:
i honestly don’t get people like this
